Friend, who attached to you through affection and esteem. Friendship is not only for sharing love, and care – sometimes it’s all about making fun of them, spending quality time, and living funny moments. The friends who never mind anything even if you make fun of them are the true friends of yours.
And of course, your bonding with them is unbreakable like a sword. But, remember don’t make fun of them that will hurt them…be a good friend and keep your friendship strong. Here, I compiled the short funny friendship quotes for your friends that will make them laugh.
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are, and then wait to hear the answer.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Best friends know how weird you are, but still, choose to be seen with you in public.
True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
Only the truest of friends can hold entire conversations about nothing.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends
I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder…Priceless!
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen.
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? thought I was the only one
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets… one reason, best friends.
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.
Best friend… the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.
I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.
I made my Face book name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.
Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.
Best friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and live a little better.
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital
I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.
We’ll be friends till we’re old and senile…Then we’ll be new friends.
The function of a friend is not to have a function.
Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.”
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions.
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
If you live in the river you should make friends with the crocodile.
Good friends finish your sentences. A best friend will do the same, But make it sound 10 times dirtier in the process.
God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters…
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.
I hope we’re a friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
I think we’ll be a friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends…
You can’t make a circle of friends with a compass.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Wrapping Up – Funny Quotes on Friendship
Hope you found funny friendship quotes that you can share with your homies. Let your buddies know you love them with one of these cute friendship quotes that perfectly describe your unique bond.
If you think something is missing in this list, you can comment down below with your favorite funny friendship quotes – I’ll definitely add it to this list.
